Drawing by Judith Wolfe
Peter Olds

Poem


      MAD JOAN

      the busdriver (a fat pakeha
      with gaps in his front teeth)
      sails straight past mad Joan
      waiting at the bus stop...
      he doesn't have the guts to pick her up

      she, with mouth gaping, pisswet eyes
      open wide, not entirely disbelieving,
      gives him a big 'up you' finger sign
      & offers her usual string of oaths...

      he also leaves behind a thin refugee-looking
      Indian man who's waiting in the shade
      of a lampost -­-
      'we've been told not to pick her up,' the driver
      yells above the passenger's protestations,
      'sorry, I didn't see the other guy'

      THE TOWN'S FULL OF MORMONS

      the town's full of Mormons:
      healthy young men with suntans
      going about in pairs
      dressed in blazers, black ties
      & white shirts, carrying backpacks,
      jaywalking in front of cars
      (chewing gum)
      as cocky as you like...
      by contrast
      the Presbyterian Opportunity Shop
      is full of bargain hunters
      nosing through castoffs,
      fancying themselves in other people's underwear,
      queuing to use the changing rooms

      I MIGHT GO TO ADELAIDE ONE DAY

      I love the word 'south'
      South Australia
      Wild South
      South Dunedin

      South Island
      down south

      The South Pole
      Southland -­
      south where Scott & Oates went
      & never returned,
      their tiny bodies ground to glass
      under millions of tons of ice & howling

      gales, like sand on
      St Kilda beach:
      south of the South Pole

      the back of grandma's place
      where the bantams scratch for
      grubs --
      . beyond Invercargill & Campbell
      Island where shipwrecked 19th c. sealers lived
      on seagulls & dressed in sealskins
      for 2 years, till they were rescued by
      the crew of a scientific ship doing
      research on weather patterns & the habits
      of sealice

      WALKING IN THE TOWN BELT

      Walking in the Town Belt
      I come to a spot
      where it's too quiet to think...
      A pair of fantails block my path
      I whistle & they flit away

      It's winter
      though you wouldn't believe it:
      (18 deg c.)

      An incredibly fit, healthy couple
      pushing a pram
      jog up the hill past me -­-
      not a drop of sweat on their faces -
      ­they must have long, unweary fucks the
      heartrate never above 40
      & going down...

      Down a bank off the path
      someone has dumped a mattress
      & sheets -­-
      some supermarket bags of rubbish


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