Drawing by Judith Wolfe
Peter Olds

Two Poems


      A VISIT TO PORT CHALMERS

      (for Captain John Densem, 1835 - 1898)
      Port Chalmers is closed today.
      I buy a filled roll & a plastic bottle of water
      & join the seagulls for lunch in the seating area
      where they've resurrected a stone horse trough . . .

      Anyone would recognize a seagull & a ship's funnel
      or a filled roll -­-
      the rest you wouldn't:
      The lobotomized Observation Point;
      the heaps of butter-coloured woodchips;
      cranes higher than church steeples;
      streets without carts or horses;
      giant wagons covered in logs thundering past
      a souvenir shop;
      plastic bags floating in the horse trough.

      You'd know the Post Office but not the Scott Memorial.
      The Post Office is a museum -­-
      a collection of model boats, bottles & photos of
      significant citizens;
      a picture of a band rotunda bedecked with Coronation
      Celebration Empire Flags.
      I look for you & the others behind glass & tobacco tin.
      Where is your paddle-ferry? Where is your captain's hat?
      Where are your steady, calm eyes scanning the
      fog for Portobello jetty;
      your boat full of hatted, ribboned shoppers?

      Port Chalmers is closed today.
      There's no one in the library but me & a lady behind the counter.
      I look for a book on paddle-steamers.
      I find a dog-eared History of Port Chalmers.

      Here's a word you won't know -- 'cappuccino'.
      I had one & a peach almond muffin in the former milliner's shop
      across the road from the Bank of New Zealand.
      You can't get ribbons any more & the bank's closed its doors.
      Without leaving your seat you can marvel at the size
      of the cruise ships & container ships -­-
      (now there's another word you won't know).
      You can lose your bearings & still like it here . . .

      'No Fishing or Unauthorized Entry', reads the sign
      at the wharf gate.

      No whiff of steam or coal smoke. No coarse word or straining rope.

      SATURDAY MORNING RADIO

      It's 9 am & Kim Hill's
      been interviewing a dingbat
      in Brussels for an hour
      about Unity in Europe; & all
      I can remember in detail is
      something about Trappist Monk
      Beer -- the best (apparently) in
      the world -- And I know I'll
      never try it because (a) I'm
      unlikely to travel to Brussels in
      my present condition & (b)
      I'm a recovering pisshead anyway
      (for the past 14 years) & if I
      started drinking again it would
      (as Baxter once neatly put it)
      blow a hole in the top of my head . . .

      I get out of bed & put
      on the porridge & make
      a pot of tea; & if I had
      a cat I'd feed her too but
      I don't, so I open
      the back door to let in
      what's left of the sun
      before it moves round to the
      front & one of my neighbours
      staggers past with a basket
      of washing heading for
      the laundry -- & I say nice day for it
      & he says yes; then Kim Hill
      puts on a record of a woman
      singing out of tune (but very modern)
      & I forget about the beer.


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