There were more hi - jinks and hysterics
when we got chatting in the club to a fine group of ladies
who i assume were from a sports team
with their nicknames emblazened on their backs,
they were collecting mens underwear
so naturally me and Glenn obliged
hoping for something pleasant in return.
But all i got was some fat bird
with curves in all the wrong places
who stuck her hand down my trousers
to prove i wasn't lying.
I guess she found something hilarious
as she could not stop laughing.
I left soon afterwards.